Sunday, January 30, 2011

Janine Lindemulder Arrested For Threatening, Harassing Jesse James

Jesse James may have bigger problems than those Nazi pics. Janine Lindemulder, the most unhinged of his ex-wives, was arrested for harassing him.
Jesse and Janine share (and often spar over) a daughter, Sunny. She has served time in prison and has a history of being a real loose cannon.
It was of little surprise, then, that Lindemulder was arrested outside Austin, Tex., this morning on a warrant for harassing Jesse over the phone.
Janine Lindemulder, Porn StarJ-to-the-J
Jesse James' porn star ex-wife has gone off the rails ... again.
Janine was popped by the Hays County Sheriff's Department who had three warrants issued for Janine after Jesse turned over threatening voicemails.
Jesse claims Janine Lindemulder places "chronic harassing telephone calls to his house all hours of the day and night," and has called up to 300 times.
Janine went ballistic over Jesse's decision to relocate to Texas, where his kids could remain close to Sandra Bullock, just after she got out of prison.
Jesse says the calls became "so harassing, abusive and bad," even by her standards, he had to turn over the worst messages to the Austin P.D.
Hope Kat Von D is aware of this guy's (crazy) baggage.

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Snooki on Vinny Guadagnino Banging: Such Regret

Snooki is piling up a pretty long list of Jersey Shore regrets.
We've already seen her get so hammered she stumbled around asking "where's the f*%king beach" when the OCEAN was right behind her. That's bad.
The latest do-over she wishes she had is simpler and somewhat less embarrassing. Given a second chance, she wouldn't have let Vinny "get it in."
Vinny and Snooki Pic
Snooki and Vinny Guadagnino in Miami.
"I kind of wish me and Vinny didn't try and have sex, because it was just drama this whole season," she said Thursday on Sirius radio's Morning Mash Up.
The fallout lasted until the current season. "I don't know, it was just very awkward between us. I felt stupid because, you'll see, it's just embarrassing."
Vinny, she guessed, might also wish it had never happened.
"I think he would say that because I got feelings," she said of their No Strings Attached-style arrangement, which didn't pan out quite as they'd hoped.
But all is well that ends well. While Vinny Guadagnino is bringing home other women on the current season of Shore, Snooki has a man to call her own.
"I'm so glad that I met him because he's so down to Earth," she says of her camera-shy boyfriend Jionni LaValle. "I met his family, they're great."
His lack of interest in the spotlight is perfect for Snooki, too: "I don't know if [guys] are here for me, or ... because they want to be on the show."
Very wise. Now if she would just learn how to write a check.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Sound the Grenade Whistle!

The gang invented a new means of extracting grenades, Deena revealed her inner freak, Sammi and Ronnie came to blows (again), Snooki bought a stripper pole and so much more in an epic night of Jersey Shore debauchery.
Just when you think they can't outdo themselves once again ...
THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the MTV show, as always, in its trademark +/- recap below:
Grenade Whistle!
SOUND THE ALARM: Vinny rescues The Situation.
It's more like a Grenade Horn, but the Grenade Whistle is a fitting prop for a group of guys so dedicated to extracting the less-attractive females. Plus 8.
Of course, they could simply not bring said females back home, so ... Minus 7.
Vinny sounds the grenade whistle to rescue Sitch. What are friends for? Plus 4.
The Situation goes upstairs to borrow a condom from Ronnie and lets it slip to Sammi that Ronnie is talking to JWoww. What an instigator. Minus 6.
Snooki and Jenni bring home a couple of bitches. Pomeranians, looks like. Plus 5.
Snooki's biggest fear after buying a stripper pole: "Wait, is it going to say 'stripper pole' on my credit card? Because my dad will f*%king freak." Yes he still pays the bill. One of many new challenges for her to face on the spinoff. Minus 9.
Vinny, on his new love interest's family showing up at the house: "What is this, ‘Romeo and Juliet’? The Capulets and the f*%king whatever?" Plus 23.
As JWoww and Roger hit it off, Tom's no doubt plotting a nude pic release. Minus 3.
Roger Williams Pic
ROGER WOOS J-WOWW: She looks pretty smitten, too.
Ronnie relaxes on the bed, fully satisfied and low-key, after dumping all of Sam's possessions on the floor in a fit of rage. This is a stable relationship. Plus 27.
Minus 6 for this awesome exchange, BRO:
Sammi: Don’t you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn’t touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.
But Plus 7 for Ronnie's retort: "I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean s**t to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know."
Ron WEEPS to JWoww about wanting to be happy. Get a GRIP dog. Minus 9.
"I don't get an apology... or I'm sorry, not a hug or nothin'... I get a piece a pizza, not a f*%kin' protein shake, pizza, of all things... REALLY?!" Really. Plus 3.
Sammi Punches Ronnie
PUNCHED, DRUNK: Sammi lets Ronnie have it right in the kisser.
Says Deena: "Karma's a b!tch, literally." Literally! The club name! Still, Minus 9.
Deena lets her freak flag fly pretty hard. She is into some kinky stuff. Salad-tossing, possibly. The Sitch won't engage in activities with her lips now. Plus 10.
When a girl (JWoww) actually says "get it in" ... eh, good for her. Minus only 1.
JWoww should really be in PR with all the spinning she's doing on this. Plus 6.
The music fades out over the image of Ronnie and Sammi in bed. Man, these two are irritating. The same $h!t, over and over. Miserable people. Minus 11.
At least there was a punch thrown. Maybe they'll both be indicted soon. Plus 15.
JWoww and Sam make up. For how long? Give it a couple of hours. Minus 8.
TOTAL: +39. SEASON TOTAL: +143.

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Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Celebrity Influence... Again

Miley Cyrus has gone back-to-back!
But this singer's accomplish isn't as impressive as the consecutive titles won by the Los Angeles Lakers.
For the second year in a row, Miley has been named in an AOL poll as the Worst Celebrity Influence alive. Most discouraging for the 18-year-old, who earned 58% of the 99,000 votes cast on JSYK dot com? The site's target audience is her core fan base, 9-15 year olds.
A Bad Influence?
Among the stars Miley beat out were Amber Portwood, Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West ad Demi Lovato.
Do you agree with these results? Who would you have voted for as the Worst Celebrity Influence of 2010?

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Lea Michele Covers Cosmo, Chosen for Super Bowl

Lea Michele will join Christina Aguilera at Super Bowl XLV.
With the latter singed booked for the national anthem, it's now been confirmed that the Glee star will also be involved in the pregame ceremony. She'll sing "America the Beautiful," joining Faith Hill, Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, Marc Anthony, Ray Charles and Vicki Carr as the only artists ever to do so for the occasion.
Michele also covers the latest issue of Cosmopolitan. Click on photos of her from the magazine now, while we go learn 25 Fun Ways to Go Nude...
Lea Michele on Cosmo Cover
Inside CosmoLea Michele Magazine PicLea Michele for CosmopolitanLea in Cosmo 

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Kacey Jordan and Kevin Federline: The Abortion Connection

Kacey Jordan has standards.
The 22-year old might be one of several hundred porn stars that have partied with Charlie Sheen, but she draws the line at having a baby with Britney Spears' trashy sex.
Kacey Jordan PhotoPapa-zao!
If ever there were spokespeople for the Pro Choice movement...
According to Radar Online, Jordan often got wasted with Kevin Federline three years ago. They would "hang out at his Tarzana house" and one thing would lead to another which, allegedly, then led to another: a fetus that Kacey aborted.
“Right after the abortion, her partying got so out of control that she left the porn business for a while and straightened up,” a source claims.
This same insider says Kacey has been hospitalized in the past for a "drug and heart" problem. The former centered around crack and cocaine.
Federline's rep said "no comment" when asked about this story, which might be the most shocking development of all: Kevin Federline still has a rep?!?

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Rihanna Topless Sexting Pics: Leaked, Hot!

Rihanna might want to think twice before sexting topless photos of herself to a star athlete. Or maybe she was totally planning on them leaking online.
Who knows, but it's definitely her in the pics - and they're pretty racy!
We'll break it down for you real quick. Here's the deal. The story is that after Rihanna and Chris Brown split up, she began "dating" a popular sports star.
They were into sexting (mutually at least, unlike Brett Favre and Jenn Sterger) but, as luck would have it, dude shared the pics and they made it online.
Don't you hate that? Peep one of the (hot) sexted images here ...

Rihanna Topless Sexting Pic
RIHANNA TOPLESS: And sexting! A sports figure! Who shared it with enough of his boys that it eventually leaked online! That's what happens, ladies!
The identity of the baller who received this and similar Rihanna pictures is unclear, but this was supposedly before her year-long relationship with Matt Kemp.
She was linked to Rashard Lewis in mid-2009. Just one theory.
In any case, it's not THAT bad, nor is it the first time we've seen Rihanna in such a position (thanks, Chris). So don't expect much fallout. Just standard male lust.

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Demi Lovato: Released from Treatment Center

ne the same day Charlie Sheen checked into a rehab center, Demi Lovato checked out of one.
Lovato is already back in Los Angeles, following a two-month stay in an Illinois facility where she fought through what a rep originally described as "emotional and physical issues."
In fact, these photos were snapped of the star this afternoon in Santa Monica. Isn't it nice to see her smiling again?
Free from TreatmentDemi Lovato, Post-Breakdown
Demi will continue to seek treatment in California, as insiders tell TMZ she hopes to return to a "regular routine" that involves a lot of time with her family.
We wish her all the best and truly hope Lovato's problems are all in the past.

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Lindsay Lohan to Charlie Sheen: Good Decision!

We're not sure what her praise means, considering her own track record, but at least the message is positive, one troubled star reaching out to another.
Lindsay Lohan believes Charlie is currently in the midst of a "life or death situation" and is "thrilled" that Sheen checked into rehab, according to TMZ.
Sources report that Lindsay had been "worried" about Sheen because his most recent bender and hospitalization show "obvious signs of addiction."
Hey, she would know from experience.
Stogie SmokerWhiner
After Sheen decided to check himself into a treatment center Friday, Lindsay is confident he can get his life back together - if he's committed to it.
Lohan knows the pitfalls the wrong hangers-on can bring and "wants Charlie to understand he must surround himself with positive, sober people."
We're guessing Kacey Jordan, Melanie Rios and Capri Anderson don't qualify.
It's worth nothing that Lohan has been sober for months now, though there was the small matter of that fight in rehab over a drug test. Details.
What do you think: Can Charlie get clean?

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Chris Brown Wants Rihanna Restraining Order Lifted

Chris Brown is looking to get the restraining order against him lifted. It's been in place since he pummeled Rihanna senseless prior to the 2009 Grammys.
His lawyer, Mark Geragos, told Judge Patricia Schnegg that Brown did 52 weeks of domestic violence counseling and requested that the order be lifted.
“It makes it difficult at award shows and such,” Geragos said.
Post-Coital
GOOD DAYS: Now other guys take and leak Rihanna topless pics. Shame.
Judge Schnegg did not immediately grant his request but did suggest a modification of it, pending the approval of Rihanna’s attorney, David Etra.
The decision to modify the restraining order will be filed in court at a later date. The judge did praise Brown again for his commitment, however.
In fact, she was so pleased, she told Brown that he can come in “next time you’re in town” instead of scheduling a future progress report hearing.
To date, Brown has done 581 hours of community labor and domestic violence counseling. Aside from the occasional Raz B feud, he's been great.
He remains on probation through mid-2014.

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-Pain Asks: Like My Tattoo?

You're off the hook, Gucci Mane. You no longer possess the most ridiculous tattoo in the history of mankind.
Incredibly, T-Pain has topped that rapper face-scarring ice cream cone by getting a permanent reminder of Facebook on his body. We wish we were making this up, but the artist recently returned from Hawaii with the following tattoo.
T-Pain Tattoo
Tweeted T-Pain: I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down.
Right. That's the only thing that would not make it sweet, dude.

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Charlie Sheen Insists: I'm Fine!!!

Following his latest evening of porn star banging, cocaine smoking and hospital visiting, Charlie Sheen checked himself into rehab yesterday.
Problem on the verge of being solved, right. More like: Yeah, right.
Very soon after the actor entered an undisclosed treatment center, he sent a text message to Radar Online editor-in-chief Dylan Howard. It didn't exactly read like a man who has moved past the denial stage.
Such a Moron
Charlie Sheen wrote one porn star a $30,000 check this week. It's a small price to pay for crack-smoking company.
"People don't seem to get it," Sheen wrote. "Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?"
As for critics, which include his concerned boss at CBS and 95% of the population, listen up: You're just a "bunch of turds," Charlie added.
The Two and a Half Men star might take issue with the following question even being asked (get clean from what?!?), but you tell us: Can Charlie Sheen get clean?

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Who is the American Idol Favorite So Far?

It's only been two weeks.
But it's entirely possible that viewers have already been introduced to the 10th American Idol. Might he/she be one of the early favorites listed here?
Lauren Alaina PhotoChris Medina Photo
Travis Orlando: Bronx native, lived in a shelter for years. (AUDITION)
Paris Tassin: Mother to a special needs child. (AUDITION)
Chris Medina: Cares for brain-damaged fiancee, following her tragic car accident. (AUDITION)
Adrienne Beasley: From Kentucky, adopted daughter of two farmers. (AUDITION)
Lauren Alaina: 15-year old Georgia resident, has sung at fundraisers for her ill cousin. (AUDITION)
Who has made the best American Idol impression so far?

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Bachelor Pad Season 2: Confirmed!

Despite fans' lukewarm reaction and critics' mediocre reviews (at best), ABC is totally running back Bachelor Pad a second time this summer.
Casting will begin at a party this very weekend.
“If you’re on the invite, then you’re in the running to become a contestant on Bachelor Pad,” a source said of the sexy reality star gathering.
A Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka Pic
Please, let these two idiots be among the new cast members ...
Next Entertainment, the production company that owns The Bachelor, Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad, is assembling as many as 65 BP hopefuls.
The invite bringing the castoffs from past seasons together promises an open bar, suggests cocktail attire, and is an on-camera event itself.
Everyone has to sign a waiver of release so they can be on camera and they plan to air footage on The Bachelor's "The Women Tell All."
“The producers are trying to pick their characters and come up with the cryer, the drunk and the angry contestant,” said an inside source.
Lucky Bachelor Pad winners Dave Good and Natalie Getz won the $250,000 prize in the first season of the show, which aired last summer.
Despite a shaky, nonsensical premise and an oddball cast of characters, the season featured plenty of drama, tears and bed hopping.
In other words, good enough to make it work.
“I’m sure they will be shooting in the Spring again, though there are no definite dates,” said the source of Bachelor Pad's second season.
Sounds plain awesome. These people definitely need another 15 minutes. We'll pass along any Bachelor spoilers (and Pad spoilers) we hear.

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Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens: Just Friends... with Benefits!

No Strings Attached. It's not just a predictable Ashton Kutcher movie.
It's also the current status of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, according to a friend of the couple, who says rumors of the pair's reconciliation are premature.
“They are just friends with benefits and while something more is certainly possible, they are taking things slow,” the insider told Hollywood Life. “It’s obvious they still have strong feelings for each other and are continuing to hook up.”
Zanessa Love
This source cited "career demands and distance" as the basis of the break-up in December between Zac and Vanessa, but concluded by offering up hope to fans everywhere:
"I’d be shocked if they don’t get back together someday.”

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