Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Jennifer Aniston: 98% of What You Read is BS!

Jennifer Aniston says that 98 percent of the celebrity gossip you read about her is false. The positive spin there? That 2 percent must be really juicy stuff!
In all seriousness, it's refreshing to see Aniston on this Allure cover without a single mention of Brangelina, John Mayer, Josh Hopkins or what have you.
Refreshing and boring. Come on. Do we really care that Jen hated her "Rachel" cut - one of the most famous celebrity hairstyles in human history? Eh ...
When the full article comes out, we hope it's got better stuff than that teaser. Give us some dirt, girl. Some of these Allure pics are pretty nice, though:
Weird Jennifer Aniston HairstyleHands Off Jen!Aniston Allure CoverJennifer Aniston Sort of Topless
SHE BANGS: Oh, does she ever. Love that new look, J!

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Minka Kelly in GQ: Very Attractive

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Minka Kelly will see your latest alluring photo spread and raise you some lingerie.
The actress, who stars in The Roommate with Leighton Meester, is featured in the latest issue of GQ. In a two-picture spread, Kelly gives Red Sox fans yet another reason to hate Derek Jeter. That's because the Yankees shortstop has been rounding the bases with this beauty for years.
Minka Kelly for GQGorgeous Minka
With marriage rumors constantly swirling around her and the future Hall of Famer, this former Friday Night Lights star would simply say there's no ceremony planned for next month.
Beyond that? Who knows. We just hope Minka continues to find time to pose for photos such as these.

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Laurence Maroney Busted on Drug, Gun Charges

Former first round pick Laurence Maroney has been a bust in the NFL. Now, the running back has been busted by the police.
According to the St. Louis Police Department, Maroney was one of five people arrested in a car last night that was stopped because cops observed "several occupants" smoking what they believed to be marijuana.
Laurence Maroney Picture
Three firearms (a .45-caliber handgun, a 9mm pistol and a .223 -caliber rifle) were found inside the car.
While authorities acknowledge that Maroney possesses a valid "Conceal and Carry" permit, it is still unlawful to carry a weapon while under the influence.
Maroney hails from St.Louis and averaged a scant 2.1 yards per attempt in 2010. Says his publicist:
"He holds a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He was not arrested for any drugs nor was he involved in a high-speed chase. He was released without being charged with any offense and we do not anticipate he will be charged with any criminal offense."

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NeNe Leakes: Down with Kim Zolciak!

We have bad news for fans of The Real Housewives of Atlanta: the show is totally fake and scripted.
Oh, also: NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak, who went at it on this week's episode, are still angry at each other.
"I haven't spoken to Kim in six months now," Leakes told Zap2It. "I will never speak to her again and I will never have anything to do with her again ever, because I have come to a place in my life in my life where I am comfortable. I don't need drama. I don't need people in my life who don't lift my spirits."
Kim v. NeNe
NeNe admits that Kim can be a "great person to go out with," but continues to take exception to how Zolciak acts toward her assistant, Sweetie.
"Kim treats her like a slave. Anybody who'll let anybody talk to them, black, white, whatever color, talk to her like, 'Get your Black a** up,' or 'Get my cigarettes, "B***h,' you have to be a slave. Because there is nothing else in the world you can be to allow that. There's not enough money in the world to allow someone to speak to you that way."
The Bravo writers NeNe has spoken.

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Justin Bieber and Angelina Jolie: Say Cheeeese!

Millions of women would kill just to stand next to Justin Bieber. Sadly, scarily, we're not really exaggerating.
But don't put Angelina Jolie in that group. The actress posed alongside Justin on the red carpet of Sunday's Golden Globes, much to her chagrin, apparently.
A friend of Justin's named "jonmchu" posted the following TwitPic yesterday, claiming it was snapped when Bieber met Jolie on the red carpet. But we question its legitimacy. After all, how can any female stand next to this 16-year old and maintain her composure in such a manner?!?
Angelina and Justin
Justin didn't mind the snub. At the event, he Tweeted:
"Backstage at the Golden Globes. Everyone is here. This is nuts!!"

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Camille Grammer: I Was Set Up!

Fans of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills must wait until January 27 to hear Camille Grammer whine, bitch and moan about getting paid six figures to follow a script penned by Bravo writers.
But we've seen a clip of this show's reunion special and can pass along some nuggets from one of the world's most hated reality stars.
"The whole season was set up to make me look bad," Camille tells host Andy Cohen, turning to address Kyle Richards: "You bully me all the time and I'm fed up."
Camille Photo
Shoots back the aunt of Paris Hilton: "Quit using the buzzword of the moment."
Wow. Don't miss this special, readers. Unless you have something better to do. Really, absolutely anything would qualify as such.

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Miranda Kerr Introduces Son, Nursing Position to the World

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom welcomed their first child into the world last week.
And if you somehow don't believe us, the model has provided fans with photographic evidence of little Flynn. Very personal photographic evidence, that is:
Miranda Kerr, Son
Describing the tyke on her blog as "a very healthy and big baby boy," Kerr writes:
"I gave birth to him naturally, without any pain medication, and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him. We are so happy and are enjoying our time together as a family."
Man, this kid is lucky. Because he has such loving parents, obviously, not because he gets to touch Miranda Kerr's breast. Come on. Grow up, people.

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Gabriel Aubry Panics Over Paternity

Last summer, Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry showed the world how to break up in a mature, classy manner.
But might things now be turning ugly?
The Canadian model made a surprise legal move this week, filing documents in Los Angeles Superior Court that ask a judge to officially declare him the father of the couple's two-year old girl, Nahla. It may be the first step in a prolonged custody battle between the exes.
Forever Linked
Prior to this move, Berry and Aubry had agreed to level the legal system out of their arrangements with Nahla. For her sake, let's hope everything remains civil.
And let's pray Kim Kardashian never gets her hands on that adorable tyke.

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Octomom Fetish Video Stills: Whip it So Hard!

Yesterday, we reported the practically unbelievably rumor that Nadya Suleman filmed a fetish video with a grown man dressed in a baby's diaper.
Today, we have the images confirming Octomom is indeed whipping (and feeding) a grown-ass man dressed up as a baby in one WEIRD ASS shoot.
Stuffed in a skin-tight corset, Octomom can be seen going to town on a guy named Tattoo, an L.A. radio personality featured on Rick (dot) com.
That's one way to pay your California mortgage loan ...
Whip It!She Was Into Whips and ThingsBottle FeedingOcto-Beating
Special thanks, TMZ, for bringing these photos into our lives. You will be getting a bill from our staff psychologist within 30 days, BTW. [Scary Photos: TMZ]
NOTE: This was, in fact, shot at Octomom's "crib."

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Tom Lippolis Responds to JWoww-Roger Williams Hookup on Jersey Shore

Tom Lippolis, JWoww's ex-boyfriend and current legal adversary, was not shocked by footage of her hooking up with someone else on Monday's Jersey Shore.
In the most recent episode, she was still dating Tom at the time, but flirted endlessly with trucker (and now-boyfriend) Roger Williams just the same.
Lippolis, looking back, says he wasn’t surprised by her behavior.
JWoww, Tom Lippolis
TLipp and JWoww in happier times.
“It doesn’t surprise me that she was cheating on me, she has a really bad track record and our relationship was the longest she had ever had,” he said.
When JWoww ran into Roger Williams, she was living with Tom, but didn’t act like a relationship was a factor, immediately expressing feelings for him.
Tom Lippolis says his then-girlfriend insisted Roger was only a friend.
“She told me she had run into Roger but she said he was just a friend and that they were only hanging out because Deena was into his friend,” Tom said.
“Everyone told me she was cheating on me," Lippolis notes, "and that Pauly D wasn’t the only person she was with the first season so now I know.”
Tom is now suing JWoww, saying she owes him for managing her career.
Meanwhile, the MTV star has filed legal papers hoping to prevent her ex from selling or making JWoww nude photos he has available to the public.
Roger has not commented, but from what we know, they're still an item.

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: Moving In Together?

How serious are things getting between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries? The couple is shopping for high-end video equipment together.
Just kidding.
But insiders do tell E! News that Kim is "moving permanently" to New York City "to be closer to Kris," who is hunting for a new apartment in preparation for his basketball team's move to Brooklyn in two years.
Kim at a PartyKris Humphries Pic
We're very sorry, NYC.
Sources claim Kardashian and Humphries were checking out a high-rise in Chelsea yesterday morning.
"He wants to live with Kim," a friend says of the Nets' power forward.
And why shouldn't he? With Kim in his life, Humphries is averaging career highs in points and rebounds this season. Also, she has very large breasts.


Katie Price and Alex Reid: It's Pretty Much Over

Katie Price and Alex Reid are calling it quits after less than a year of marriage. At least it sounds like she is, from this long-winded, tangential statement.
Whether Alex is aware of or willing to acknowledge the split is unclear.
The supermodel and the cross-dressing cage fighter got together shortly after her divorce from Peter Andre. She then married Alex Reid early in 2010.
Things fell apart shortly thereafter. For a LONG explanation of why, and a synopsis of where things stand right now, we turn it over to Katie herself ...
Alex Reid and Katie Price
MOSTLY SPLIT UP: Katie Price and Alex Reid are over ... at least she thinks so. It's a little confusing, especially by the end of her manifesto on the subject.
    "Alex and I have had a number of difficulties over the past few months," she writes. "I accept that these were in part caused by my marrying too quickly."
    "However, Alex changed from the man I fell in love with and some of his behaviour became difficult for me to understand and caused issues. I've tried to help Alex with these issues but they have put a considerable strain on our relationship."
    "Our difficulties were also not helped by Alex becoming fascinated by life in the media eye. Obviously I cannot be critical of someone wanting to do this."
    "Originally I tried to help him by getting him contracts with my production company. If Alex wants to honour those contracts, the production company is more than happy to do so."
    "However, Alex’s desire to promote himself caused a change in the dynamic of our relationship and contributed to our alienation."
    "Alex and I have spent many hours discussing our relationship and trying to make it work but the issues between us are too deep rooted. I had hoped that we could end our relationship amicably and without a war of words in the media."
    "I appreciate that there are those that will not believe that but I had agreed I would say nothing more than the statement we had jointly prepared. This was not because I am concerned what Alex may truthfully disclose but to give him comfort that I would not discuss the issues that so strained our relationship."
    "I had hoped that Alex and I could remain friends but I am not sure if that is possible given events since last Sunday when we were on the verge of releasing a statement. Alex asked that we did not release any statement because he wanted more time to think."
    "The intervening period has, however, seen a number of false stories appear and photographs of Alex with my son Junior in the gym which it is absolutely clear were posed for. Alex is fully aware that I have sought to remove my children from the public eye now they are of an age to understand and be affected by media coverage of them."
    "I feel incredibly let down that he did this while asking me for more time to discuss our relationship and just hope that the stories circulating that he sold those pictures are not true."
    "It is true that I have asked Alex to leave the family home and that he will not do so. I would leave myself but the house is equipped for Harvey’s needs. Alex would like to portray himself as honourable and I hope he acts that way."
    'Contrary to some reports I have not discussed financial matters with my divorce lawyers. I would like to make clear that the allegations that I have been dragging out any announcement so that my film crew can capture on film Alex’s upset are complete fabrication."
    "I am deeply upset that my relationship with Alex has failed but I know it is the right thing for my children and I that we separate. My children are my absolute priority in this and they are being shielded from what is happening."
So basically, there is no divorce, officially, because the lawyers are not involved and he refuses to move out. But she's so over him, at least for today.
Stay tuned ...

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Jennifer Aniston Doesn't "Get" The Bachelor

Like much of America, Jennifer Aniston is mesmerized by The Bachelor.
Also like much of America (at least we hope), she can't take it seriously.
"You know what I find fascinating? The Bachelor," she says as part of her Allure cover story. "I'm mesmerized by how the girls meet this guy, have three dates together or something, then weep as though they've just lost the love of their life."
"I just don't understand that."
One Hot Jennifer Aniston Pic
ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTE: Despite her perennial single status, don't expect Jen to pine for Brad Womack the next time ABC has him star on The Bachelor.
Typical of Hollywood's most notorious lonely girl to thumb her nose at the genuine stories of romance and love that unfold before our eyes every Monday.
If Jen had seen Emily Maynard open up to Brad this week, we doubt she'd question the sincerity of those tears. Cue cards can't script that kind of drama.
We do see her point, though. Every time crazy stalker Michelle Money whines about how Brad is "mine" and laments "sharing," we question her lucidity.

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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds: It's Over!

Tabloids like Life & Style fabricate celebrity gossip all the time, but rarely do you see a cover story directly contradicted by a star's own comments days earlier.
Such is the case here. At Sunday's Golden Globe Awards, Sandra Bullock addressed the rumors that she is dating Ryan Reynolds - a friend, but not her lovah.
Conveniently, L&S took the opportunity to announce the breakup of the non-couple today. Guess all good fake relationships must come to an end ...
Sandra and Ryan SPLIT!
IT'S OVER! This breakup must have been SO hard on them.
To its credit (we suppose), Life & Style "sources" are only quoted making vague and universally applicable statements such as "They like each other, but while there's a spark, it's not happening now. It can't. They're done."
That about clears it up then. Until the next secret getaway ...

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