Friday, December 3, 2010

Octomom Told to Pay Up or GTFO By New Year's

The man who holds the note to Octomom's house is once again saying how he's fed up with her games, and now wants her to pay $450,000 by January 1.
Plus interest, natch.
Amer Haddadin says he's been more than understanding when Nadya Suleman fell behind in making her monthly payments, but, well, enough is enough.
Octo on the Move
Octomom can run, but she ... wait, she can run?
A $450,000 balloon payment has been looming over the mother of 14 for months ... it becomes due every time she falls behind on California mortgage payments.
Amer, who planned to publicly shame her the last time this happened, only to have her scrape together the cash last minute, says she's fallen behind once again.
Guy served Octomom's lawyer with a letter demanding Nads pay the full $450,000 balance plus interest by December 31 or get out of her La Habra home.
She scraped up the cash last time somehow ... can she do it again?!?

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Gosselin Kids Tell Classmates Santa Doesn't Exist; Jon and Kate Receive Angry Phone Calls

First the rage issues and now this. They're just six years old, but the Gosselin kids are accused of playing Grinch and spoiling Christmas at school.
"The kids don't believe in Santa Claus, and they're telling other kids at school that there is no Santa Claus," a close friend of the family said.
Children as young as six were told that "your parents are lying to you," causing Kate and Jon Gosselin to receive calls from stunned parents.
Gosselin Kids
Just because Kate's hair is whack doesn't mean you have to out Santa.
"Jon has received angry phone calls from parents because the children actually told others that 'your parents are lying to you,'" the insider said.
Hey, at least the dude's got a job now ... cut him some slack.
Denying a report that two of her eight children were expelled from school, even though they were Kate this week admitted their anger issues.
The Kate Plus 8 star revealed that she and the school "mutually agreed" to take the pair out of school, and they're studying with a private tutor.
While no one's saying which of the Gosselin kids spilled the 'Santa secret', the confidant revealed that they were told to go along with it now.
"The kids are too smart at this point, but they are sweet about it and go along with it... and the Easter Bunny too," said the family source.
How festive. Wonder if they leave out moldy food for Santa.
Whether they believe in Santa or not, it won't be stop the gorgeous kids from having a Merry Christmas at both their mom and dad's homes.
"Kate gets even years and Jon gets odd years. So this year, Kate has the kids on Christmas Day and Jon will have them on Christmas Eve."
"The kids will probably also get to open presents on Christmas Eve if Jon's mother says that's the plan. His mom has the final word on that."
That explains so much.

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Ashton Kutcher Threatens Legal Action Over Brittney Jones Sex Tape

Let's get one thing straight: Ashton Kutcher does NOT co-star in Brittney Jones Confidential, the sex tape his alleged mistress is set to release on December 14.
But that doesn't mean the actor is happy with the existence of the video, especially because Vivid Entertainment is referencing Kutcher and Jones' allegation in its marketing of the amateur adult movie.
Ashton Photo
Don't worry, Ashton. Brittney's film can't make you look any worse than Killers did.
In a Vivid press releasing touting the sex tape, the company writes "Ashton's fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced."
Hilarious? Yes. Illegal because it uses the star's name to sell the porn? Probably, argues Kutcher's legal team.
In a letter sent to Vivid, Ashton's lawyers claim those behind the release are infringing on the actor's "marketable celebrity identity value." We're pretty sure he killed that himself with Killers, though.
These attorneys are threatening to take action unless Vivid stops using their client's name in association with Brittney Jones.

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Bristol Palin: The Worst Person in the World!

Bristol Palin is not really the Worst Person in the World, but she did earn the top spot in Keith Olbermann's nightly Countdown segment by that name.
The MSNBC host called out the DWTS finalist and daughter of Sarah Palin for her recent PSA with The Situation promoting safe sex and abstinence.
Olberman likened it to someone saying George W. Bush “kept us safe, ‘cept for that 9/11 thing, which doesn’t count.” Ouch. Here's the segment ...

Bristol: The Worst Person in the World!
Bristol responded on Facebook that calling her a hypocrite is an “old canard” and ripped Olbermann for being unoriginal in his “insincere incredulity.”
Think Sarah knows what those words mean? Nice refudiation in any case, B.
Not sure if he needed to go there with the 9/11 line, because all things Bristol are hilariously absurd on its their own merit, but that's Keith for you.
On a side note, Fox News really cited an Onion article as actual news? That's the journalistic equivalent of a Bristol Palin abstinence PSA for you.

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In Hard Times, Heidi Montag Must Defend Herself

Short on cash to pay for security and worried about the dangers this world may throw at her, Heidi Montag is dedicating all her efforts to self-defense.
“I can’t afford security, so I practice self defense and chain punching,” she tells Radar Online, noting that she's learning martial arts to protect herself.
Although she used to have a posse of bodyguards on hand, as her breasts have ballooned, she and husband Spencer Pratt have fallen on lean times.
Gettin' it LOOSE
GETTING LIMBER: Heidi preps with some yoga. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
“I have spent millions in security in the last four years because I had to take care of the cost myself. It’s crazy and it’s hard, but life is not always fair."
Poor baby, blowing untold sums of money on wholly unnecessary things. Surely her plastic surgery obsession didn't factor into her financial woes at all.
“I've had to change my life. I can’t afford to go to the clubs anymore because the protection I need can cost anywhere from $5,000-$10,000 a night."
"When you travel it’s worst, you need to cover the guards' travel, food' lodging, etc., and pay them. All my money went there, safety is number one.”
Wait ... Heidi Montag requires that much security?
Does anyone care enough to hurt her? Or even know who she is anymore? Oh, the petite blond with the fake chest, nose, ass ... none of those in L.A.

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