Brandi Glanville: Dating Cedric Martinez?

Does Brandi Glanville, the model who was once married to Eddie Cibrian, who slashed his tires over his affair with LeAnn Rimes, and who continues to lambast him publicly over ... well, just about anything, have a new man in her life?
Yes, and it's Cedric Martinez. Cedric of Real Housewife of Beverly Hills fame.
The two are NOT dating, however, despite how cozy they looked at lunch ...

While some celebrity gossip publications labeled him "Brandi's new beau" after taking pics of them leaving lunch at Il Pastaio, Brandi LOL'd off that rumor.
"He's my gay best friend! I've known him for 16 years. We modeled together back in Milan and Paris and London back in the day," she tells E! News.
You may see Cedric at Brandi's place in the future, but not because they're hooking up or he's moving in with her like he did with Lisa VanderPump.
Brandi hired him to babysit for her sons. "They boys love him," she tells E! News. "He's going to be my manny two days a week. He's a great guy."
Careful, B. If The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion is any indication, this ungrateful deadbeat will freeload, then throw you under the bus.

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Lindsay Lohan Necklace Heist Excuse: They Let Me Take it On Loan!

Lindsay Lohan's got some good lawyers and an virtual library of excuses on hand for any occasion. This is an all-timer, but the crazy thing is it may even work.
Accused of grand theft by the owner of Kamofie & Company, from which she allegedly stole expensive jewelry, she's likely to argue that they let her take it.
Don't ask us why she would need to take a necklace "on loan" rather than just paying for it, but the surveillance footage has no audio to disprove this theory.

VENICE BANDIT: Can Lindsay Lohan weasel out of this one?

In addition to the lack of audio, which makes it a case of her word against the store's, Lindsay has two other factors going for her if she does go this route.
One, the jeweler knew where she lived and how to get in touch with her, yet never contacted her about getting the necklace back before telling the police.
Two, while you can't apply logic to anything related to Lindsay Lohan, wearing a stolen item knowing she'd be photographed is almost beyond belief.
Almost.
On the flip side, if they were cool with her taking the thing on loan, why would they call the police and report that it was stolen? Minor detail there, right?
In other Lindsay Lohan necklace caper news less beneficial to the star, sources say she was tipped off after the judge signed a search warrant yesterday.
That's when she had her assistant return the jewelry before her house could be raided. Conveniently, it happened as police were preparing to raid LiLo.
Sources connected with the case tell say they believe someone told Lindsay the warrant was in play. Otherwise, why have her stylist return it right then?
Moreover, why have her return it to the LAPD, not the store?
Looks like Lindsay Lohan tried making a preemptive move, but law enforcement sources say that won't be a factor in deciding whether to prosecute her.
The D.A. is expected to make a decision later this week on whether or not to file criminal charges. There's also the possibility of a probation violation.

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Glee to Channel Justin Bieber: First Look!

Following weeks of speculations, unnamed source reporting and various Glee spoilers, we can finally confirm: yes, this Fox hit will cover a couple Justin Bieber songs.
But, no, the 16-year old sensation won't appear on the episode in question.
On the February 15 installment ("Comeback"), Sam (Chord Overstreet, who is allegedly dating co-star Naya Rivera) will start a tribute band in an attempt to win over Quinn. Can you guess the artist to whom this student will pay tribute? Check out the following photos and see for yourself:

Does Sam's impression of Justin Bieber make U Smile?

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OMG! Scott Disick Loves Kim Kardashian!

Things are about to get rather awkward in the Kardashian household.
It's all due to a shocking, 100% true and valid confession that Scott Disick makes in the latest edition of In Touch Weekly: he's in love with Kim Kardashian.
This is apparently more newsworthy than the other big story of the week: Brad Pitt is still seeing Jennifer Aniston. Naked, we presume. Wow...

In response to this story - clearly not printed with the full permission of the Kardashians in exchange for a bundle of cash - Kim Tweeted a photo of the magazine, along with the message:

OMG @ScottDisick I had no idea u felt this way! @KourtneyKardash we need to talk.

There you have it, folks. Verified by Kim herself. Might a threeway sex tape be far behind?

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Perla Hudson, Slash's Wife, Accused of Kicking Female Slash Admirer

Slash's wife, Perla Hudson (also known as Perla Ferrar) has been accused of kicking a woman in the stomach at an Ozzy Osbourne concert in L.A. this week.
Slash and spouse were hanging out backstage after Slash performed at the concert when Perla saw him talking to the woman and flipped the f%*k out.
May explain the marital troubles of Slash and Perla Hudson of late.

Perla approached the two and kicked the other woman in the stomach. The alleged victim refused medical attention, but contacted police and filed a report.
Law enforcement sources say the matter is currently being investigated. So far, no charges have been filed. The couple separated last year but reconciled.

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