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Janine Lindemulder Arrested For Threatening, Harassing Jesse James

Jesse James may have bigger problems than those Nazi pics. Janine Lindemulder, the most unhinged of his ex-wives, was arrested for harassing him.
Jesse and Janine share (and often spar over) a daughter, Sunny. She has served time in prison and has a history of being a real loose cannon.
It was of little surprise, then, that Lindemulder was arrested outside Austin, Tex., this morning on a warrant for harassing Jesse over the phone.

Jesse James' porn star ex-wife has gone off the rails ... again.

Janine was popped by the Hays County Sheriff's Department who had three warrants issued for Janine after Jesse turned over threatening voicemails.
Jesse claims Janine Lindemulder places "chronic harassing telephone calls to his house all hours of the day and night," and has called up to 300 times.
Janine went ballistic over Jesse's decision to relocate to Texas, where his kids could remain close to Sandra Bullock, just after she got out of prison.
Jesse says the calls became "so harassing, abusive and bad," even by her standards, he had to turn over the worst messages to the Austin P.D.
Hope Kat Von D is aware of this guy's (crazy) baggage.

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Snooki on Vinny Guadagnino Banging: Such Regret

Snooki is piling up a pretty long list of Jersey Shore regrets.
We've already seen her get so hammered she stumbled around asking "where's the f*%king beach" when the OCEAN was right behind her. That's bad.
The latest do-over she wishes she had is simpler and somewhat less embarrassing. Given a second chance, she wouldn't have let Vinny "get it in."

Snooki and Vinny Guadagnino in Miami.

"I kind of wish me and Vinny didn't try and have sex, because it was just drama this whole season," she said Thursday on Sirius radio's Morning Mash Up.
The fallout lasted until the current season. "I don't know, it was just very awkward between us. I felt stupid because, you'll see, it's just embarrassing."
Vinny, she guessed, might also wish it had never happened.
"I think he would say that because I got feelings," she said of their No Strings Attached-style arrangement, which didn't pan out quite as they'd hoped.
But all is well that ends well. While Vinny Guadagnino is bringing home other women on the current season of Shore, Snooki has a man to call her own.
"I'm so glad that I met him because he's so down to Earth," she says of her camera-shy boyfriend Jionni LaValle. "I met his family, they're great."
His lack of interest in the spotlight is perfect for Snooki, too: "I don't know if [guys] are here for me, or ... because they want to be on the show."
Very wise. Now if she would just learn how to write a check.

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Jersey Shore Recap: Sound the Grenade Whistle!

The gang invented a new means of extracting grenades, Deena revealed her inner freak, Sammi and Ronnie came to blows (again), Snooki bought a stripper pole and so much more in an epic night of Jersey Shore debauchery.
Just when you think they can't outdo themselves once again ...
THG breaks down all the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the MTV show, as always, in its trademark +/- recap below:

SOUND THE ALARM: Vinny rescues The Situation.

It's more like a Grenade Horn, but the Grenade Whistle is a fitting prop for a group of guys so dedicated to extracting the less-attractive females. Plus 8.

Of course, they could simply not bring said females back home, so ... Minus 7.

Vinny sounds the grenade whistle to rescue Sitch. What are friends for? Plus 4.

The Situation goes upstairs to borrow a condom from Ronnie and lets it slip to Sammi that Ronnie is talking to JWoww. What an instigator. Minus 6.

Snooki and Jenni bring home a couple of bitches. Pomeranians, looks like. Plus 5.

Snooki's biggest fear after buying a stripper pole: "Wait, is it going to say 'stripper pole' on my credit card? Because my dad will f*%king freak." Yes he still pays the bill. One of many new challenges for her to face on the spinoff. Minus 9.

Vinny, on his new love interest's family showing up at the house: "What is this, ‘Romeo and Juliet’? The Capulets and the f*%king whatever?" Plus 23.

As JWoww and Roger hit it off, Tom's no doubt plotting a nude pic release. Minus 3.

ROGER WOOS J-WOWW: She looks pretty smitten, too.

Ronnie relaxes on the bed, fully satisfied and low-key, after dumping all of Sam's possessions on the floor in a fit of rage. This is a stable relationship. Plus 27.

Minus 6 for this awesome exchange, BRO:

Sammi: Don’t you touch anybody.
Ronnie: I didn’t touch anybody like that.
Sammi: I saw it, you f*%king idiot.
Ronnie: On who?
Sammi: You.
Ronnie: On who did I touch like that?
Sammi: You tell me, bro. You f*%king did it.

But Plus 7 for Ronnie's retort: "I hope you have a f*%king book for the apology you have to f*%kin' write me in the morning... cry all you f*%kin' want, your tears don't mean s**t to me. Your tears mean d!ck to me, just so you know."

Ron WEEPS to JWoww about wanting to be happy. Get a GRIP dog. Minus 9.

"I don't get an apology... or I'm sorry, not a hug or nothin'... I get a piece a pizza, not a f*%kin' protein shake, pizza, of all things... REALLY?!" Really. Plus 3.

PUNCHED, DRUNK: Sammi lets Ronnie have it right in the kisser.

Says Deena: "Karma's a b!tch, literally." Literally! The club name! Still, Minus 9.

Deena lets her freak flag fly pretty hard. She is into some kinky stuff. Salad-tossing, possibly. The Sitch won't engage in activities with her lips now. Plus 10.

When a girl (JWoww) actually says "get it in" ... eh, good for her. Minus only 1.

JWoww should really be in PR with all the spinning she's doing on this. Plus 6.

The music fades out over the image of Ronnie and Sammi in bed. Man, these two are irritating. The same $h!t, over and over. Miserable people. Minus 11.

At least there was a punch thrown. Maybe they'll both be indicted soon. Plus 15.

JWoww and Sam make up. For how long? Give it a couple of hours. Minus 8.
TOTAL: +39. SEASON TOTAL: +143.

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Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Celebrity Influence... Again

Miley Cyrus has gone back-to-back!
But this singer's accomplish isn't as impressive as the consecutive titles won by the Los Angeles Lakers.
For the second year in a row, Miley has been named in an AOL poll as the Worst Celebrity Influence alive. Most discouraging for the 18-year-old, who earned 58% of the 99,000 votes cast on JSYK dot com? The site's target audience is her core fan base, 9-15 year olds.

Among the stars Miley beat out were Amber Portwood, Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West ad Demi Lovato.

Do you agree with these results? Who would you have voted for as the Worst Celebrity Influence of 2010?

Lea Michele Covers Cosmo, Chosen for Super Bowl

Lea Michele will join Christina Aguilera at Super Bowl XLV.
With the latter singed booked for the national anthem, it's now been confirmed that the Glee star will also be involved in the pregame ceremony. She'll sing "America the Beautiful," joining Faith Hill, Queen Latifah, Alicia Keys, Mary J. Blige, Marc Anthony, Ray Charles and Vicki Carr as the only artists ever to do so for the occasion.
Michele also covers the latest issue of Cosmopolitan. Click on photos of her from the magazine now, while we go learn 25 Fun Ways to Go Nude...