Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Kacey Jordan to Charlie Sheen: I'm Pregnant!

Charlie Sheen just got the dreaded text message from Kacey Jordan.
One of his most notorious playthings says she is pregnant - hey, he always wanted a "porn family" - but luckily for Charlie, she does NOT think it's his.
Not that he's going to be on the hook either way. She's "taking care of it" ASAP.
The awkward text message Kacey sent him yesterday afternoon appears here:
Pregnant
After dropping the p-bomb, Kacey continued, "I don't believe it's yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation." We're sure he feels relieved.
As for why Kacey Jordan thinks Charlie is in the clear? He used protection, BUT Kacey says both of them were so out of it she's not positive it did the trick.
These things happen during 72-hour cocaine benders. Don't you hate that?
According to sources, Kacey, who already aborted K-Fed's baby in the past, plans to terminate the pregnancy soon, and never heard back from Charlie.
Probably for the best. These two really don't need to be procreating.

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