Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Breaking Non-News: Twilight Baby on the Way!

In Breaking Dawn, Bella will give birth to Renesmee, a half-vampire, half-human child to be played by Mackenzie Foy.
Since when is the main storyline in a best-selling novel and planned blockbuster considered "BREAKING NEWS?" Since a tabloid could slap the word "BABY!" alongside photos of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and try to fool readers into thinking this real-life couple was expecting.
We're on to you, OK! Weekly...
Twilight Baby Alert!
This isn't the first time a trashy magazine has tried to claim Stewart was pregnant. Heck, it's not even the second time.
Publishers will only cease such antics when you, the consumer, stop buying their products. Rest assured: if Kristen ever actually gets knocked up with Robert's baby, THG will be the first to tell you. For free.

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